Pitt deserves a better rival than Penn State
I’m a Penn State fan that goes to Pitt, but right now, I’m just pissed off
Alright, listen up. Yesterday, I wrote about how I’m a Pitt student and a Penn State fan. And even though it’s hard to admit it, I’m still a Penn State fan. But as for tonight, I have to defend and recognize my comrades from Pitt. You won, and Penn State lost. Even though you only won by a measly three points, you still won. And being a winner is better than being a loser. Congrats on being 2-0. You deserve all of the shit beer and jungle juice in South Oakland.
As for all you Penn State fans out there (and I guess that includes myself), you’re all losers. But you aren’t just losers because you lost to Pitt. You’re all losers because you actually thought Pitt wasn’t good enough to be your rival. Yes, I’m referring to this tweet from Onward State:
Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan of trash talk, and nothing makes me happier than making other people angry with some good, old-fashioned trash talk. But as far as I’m concerned, there’s just one golden rule. You have to live up to your trash talk. So if your trash talk is amazing, you better be just as amazing. Oh, Pitt killed Harambe? Then you better wipe their asses on the field. So, when I saw this tweet last night, I was thinking to myself, “Oh, this game is going to be great. Can’t wait for Penn State to kill it tomorrow.” But you didn’t. You were slaughtered. Demolished. You may have only lost by three points, but as far as I’m concerned, you got lucky. Granted, this is coming from a 5’10”, 155 pound, slightly flabby kid, but the game today was pathetic.
Maybe there were tons of Penn State students who drove two and half hours to show their support, and maybe the Blue Band sounded better than ever, but who gives a shit? You lost, and you were cocky. And you think you need another rival? News flash, Pitt isn’t the team that got their asses handed to them for the entire first half. It’s like that scene in The Parent Trap where American Lindsay Lohan meets British Lindsay Lohan and British Lindsay Lohan says, “I have class, and you don’t.” In this scenario, Pitt would be British Lindsay Lohan. So, let’s give Pitt a point for winning and a point for not being cocky.
Final Score: Pitt (2), Penn State (0)
See you bitches in another sixteen years.