Why we should all think about getting ourselves a sugar daddy
Because being financially secure is important
Graduating college is hard enough and so is finding a job before your student loans open up and your life goes straight to hell in a hand basket.
Well, I have recently had an epiphany, a moment of clarity, a word from the Lord, or whatever you want to call it and I have come to realize financial security can come in many shapes, forms… and people. I’m talking about a sugar daddy! Trust and believe these men still exist.
Is it really what it’s cracked up to be? Answer: yes.
Fact: They provide
You get lots and lots of stuff.
Let us name drop for a moment: Miu Miu, Dolce and Gabbana, Michael Kors, Apple, Mercedes, gold! Money is no object and there are no limits to what bae will get you just because you smiled at him.
There is an eight bedroom home with your name on it
Gone are the days of being cramped in your home, and gone are the days when you have to wait to use the bathroom. Now, you will have 10 bathrooms to choose from and eight bedrooms to choose from to sleep nekkid in.
Oh Winfred, don’t be silly! Put my Louis Vuitton luggage set in the foyer
Hired help.
But, is that really a good thing? I don’t know, but it sure wouldn’t hurt to find out.
You probably don’t want to know how much this cost
Work. Work… What does that mean again?
Oh you mean shopping? I was getting worried there.
You can literally lay around and do nothing for a week and not suffer the consequences
Yes. You can be a couch potato for two weeks and you will not have to freak out over losing two weeks of pay.
Whatever you want, you get
If you wanted the sky you are flying over, bae will supply like a good little sponsor, I mean husband.
But, what about the bad parts of having a sugar daddy or sugar mama?
Hmm. Let me think. A prenup?
Is that really the worst thing? Ladies, all you have to do is trap them with a baby and get child support. Fellas, just… I don’t know. Cry or something.
If you are waiting for a grand, refined, and philosophical explanation for this spiel, there is none. I am dead serious. Go for the gold because the cost of living is only going up, not down and those student loans are not going to pay themselves.
Get yourself a sugar daddy so you won’t have to pay for all this crap like I did.