Just a bunch of tweets you’ll find funny if you go to Michigan
“Body at ugli heart at Rick’s”
We all know that Michigan students are smart, but scroll through your twitter page and you’ll see that they’re funny, too. Take a look at this roundup of a few of the best tweets by and for Michigan students:
This tweet, which is just plain savage:
lol dude said he was proud of MSU. That's like being proud to win a participation award.
— fuck yo wave (@BrokeBoyMatt) March 20, 2017
This tweet which is actually sort of accurate:
Umich student: I Go To University Of Michigan ✋️ Ann Arbor 🙄 Not The Other Peasant Locations 🤗 I Bleed 🌽 & 💙😤‼️ Best Uni In The 🌎
— Amanda (@studlyspudlyy) March 17, 2017
This post from someone who we kind of wish had gotten in:
— gwen (@gwenspencer11) March 19, 2017
And this one:
when you get rejected from umich pic.twitter.com/j7MxR49jpw
— Arifa (@itsmeriffyc) April 4, 2017
This one that’s sad but true:
"If you look both ways before you cross the street on your way to class, your classes aren't hard enough." – University of Michigan AA
— Collegefession™ (@collegefession) April 6, 2017
And this eye-roller:
the university of michigan really outdid themselves with the class of 2021 https://t.co/mxNXaFI0mj
— laura (@lsanderson23) March 21, 2017
This one that proves you’ll never forget your time at Michigan, because the Alumni Association will be after you until the day you die:
Emails from @UMich asking me for donations: bruh I work for you. You know what I make. Also I owe you tens of thousands why would I donate.
— Kellen Marceau (@KellenMarceau) March 21, 2017
But no hard feelings, because they’re the people who gave you Welcome Wednesdays:
— Abhay (@abhaydhaliwal) April 12, 2017
A post that’s too real for seniors:
It's my last week as a student at the University of Michigan pic.twitter.com/M1DWSsRWOa
— Delaney Moro (@laneymoro) April 10, 2017
This interesting essay strategy:
"I tried to just copy/paste the Bee Movie script for my essay. It was 35,000 characters over the limit"
– Overheard at Michigan
— Mark Phlegmmanuel (@MarkEmmanuelLyn) February 1, 2017
This one, taking a stab at the paper we love to hate:
Very elusive. pic.twitter.com/NiyV4Ly6xo
— Best of the Daily (@BestOfTheDaily) February 7, 2017
Everyone loves making fun of Michigan’s PC culture:
Umich is a very competitive college in that everyone seems to be in competition w/ one another to see who can say "problematic" the most
— Vinegar Diesel (@vanderdulpp) April 12, 2017
This overheard via someone who probably lives in Landmark:
"Yeah I got an internship at this big bank this summer"
"how did you get that? You're a freshman"
"oh, my dad owns the bank"
— Overheard @ Michigan (@UmichBullshit) April 7, 2017
This tweet that may be a bit of a stretch:
Has anyone noticed that President Schlissel is a dead ringer for Saul from Homeland?
— Grant Goodstein (@grantgoodstein) November 29, 2014
And this one from Jim Harbaugh’s son, who you should really follow on twitter:
So great to see dad after clsss today! 💕 pic.twitter.com/GlSvQOoWYa
— James Harbaugh Jr. (@JamesHarbaughJr) April 5, 2017
This post that actually is very accurate:
— Maggie Chang (@hashtagmaggie) February 10, 2012
And this exchange:
— Michigan Dining (@MichiganDining) April 10, 2017
This accurate tweet about a Umich professor:
"None of you are cool. You all got here by being giant nerds and watching you try to be cool now is embarrassing."
-My Evidence Professor
— Brandi Martina (@BrandiMartina14) April 11, 2017
And this one:
@ people who don't thank their professor after lecture:
1) why do you want to fail?
2) be nice to them they're dead inside
— Christian Scillian (@ChristiScillian) April 5, 2017
And, um, this one:
My Econ professor: "I've hated studying my whole life, I got expelled from high school because I never went. I have no clue how I got here"
— Marli Henderson (@marligirltm) April 12, 2017
This one we can all relate to:
Body at ugli heart at ricks
— $wat$ (@swattersofly) October 23, 2015
This tweet about the mystery that is the BB bus route:
*as ur about to get on the Bursley-baits* "are you going back to Bursley?" Who knows honestly
— anastasia (@anastasiapac) March 26, 2015
And, whatever this is:
Really hard to see but someone wrote “send nudes” in the dust in Chem 1800 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/tbKvnVryvs
— Malay Mody (@modymalay) April 10, 2017
With finals week upon us, it’s good to see that everyone’s maintaining a sense of humor. Keep it up, Wolverines!