UMich alternatives to Netflix and chill
As told by someone who is super single
Netflix and chill has spun out of control. It’s not just an activity — it’s a cultural meme.
Here at UMich, there’s a good chance MWireless will cut out mid chill-sesh, leaving you without the option of Netflixing. So what’s your backup plan? If you’re looking for fun, new ways to spend time with that special someone, look no further than this guide to Umich alternatives to Netflix and chill. Shut your laptops and get out there on real dates*, kids.
(*Whatever you want to be a date is a date. I’m not here to judge you. I literally cannot — I am ridiculously single as you can see.)
Pizza House and more than your fill
This is Mitch (like Michigan. Get it?). He’s the closest thing I have to a date.
Pizza House has delicious and plentiful servings. You may slightly regret wearing those tight pants on your date, but not really because what’s better than a belly full of Pizza House? Nothing.
Homework and skill
Mitch and me on that homework grind. I’m also looking up how to get an actual boyfriend.
Since you’ve got to hit the books to be a leader and best, hit up your fav study spot with your significant other. While late night study sessions may have you feeling UGli (library puns), they won’t care because they’ll get lost in your eyes (and also the Stacks). Woo your boo with how much you know for your upcoming midterm and how skilled you are at doing those practice problems.
Walk to class and windchill
Making our way downtown (to the MLB). I am funny and single, what more could you want?
Nothing says “You make me feel some type of way” like losing all feeling in your body together as you brave the Michigan winter.
Graffiti Alley and thrill
Seriously guys. Date me, my mom is getting concerned.
While it’s sick as frick, it’s still a little questionable at night. Get that adrenaline pumping by taking your date to this slightly sketchy, super artsy Ann Arbor location.
Fancy dinner and split the bill
Plz d8 me.
In other words, an old fashioned date. But since we’re in 2016 (and rhyming), we’re splitting the bill #equality.