What’s the strangest thing you’ve stolen from a party? MSU students weigh in

We all know that finding a sober person at wild parties is nearly impossible – especially at frat parties – and we also know that confusing things happen when substantial amounts of alcohol are involved. With this in mind, we decided to find out the weirdest, funniest, craziest things our fellow Spartans have taken throughout their EL party adventures.

Names have been altered for privacy purposes. The Tab does not condone stealing.

Victoria

"I taken a whole cantaloupe and some Cheez-Its."

Jessica

"A pocket knife."

Christian

"Soft white halogen light bulbs."

Lauren

"I once stole toilet paper, and when my friend was dating the president, I stole their cereal."

Anna

"Last year, my friends and I went through a phase where we would steal hand towels from every party we went to. It got kinda tricky sometimes and sometimes gross, but I swear some girl has like 20 of them still. Once I think we even stole a full sized towel.

Also once I stole a Harambe poster that said 'heroes get remembered but legends never die' which was pretty great too."

Stephanie

"My friend and I raided the cabinets in a bathroom and stole really nice moisturizer, shaving cream, and Clinique anti-aging eye cream."

Kaitlin

"One time someone stole a graphing calculator and was like, 'look what I took!' on our Uber back."

Sarah

"I snagged a composite picture. Not framed, but still."

Maddie

"I've stolen Christmas lights."

Allie

"I only stop at frat parties to pick up handles so I can throw my own parties. Either that or I steal t-shirts."

Jamie

"At one point or another I've taken a fire extinguisher, a trophy, a hat, a box fan, ghost lights, a lawn flamingo, a pumpkin, a state of Florida flag, a traffic cone, two footballs, a bag of wine and a beer bong all from frats."

Sparty on, you little kleptomaniacs. Remember to lock up your lawn flamingos.