Everything MSU students think about UMich
How does it feel to be the most hated school, probably ever?
The time has come again to show our little sister who the best, and favorite”sibling” is. Spoiler alert, it’s not you, UMich! Good ‘ole University of Michigan, home to the pettiest people in college history. Here are a few facts to prove our point:
Don’t want Wolverines in your yard? Put up goal posts!
You paid $400,000 to play a team you lost to… Lesson learned kids, money CAN’T buy you everything.
Our campus is a million times better than your campus.
Harbaugh killed Harambe.
UMich? More like Usuck.
Sorry, who won in football last year?
Oh wait, who won seven out of the past eight games?
Why do Michigan grads put their diplomas on their dashboard? To park in the handicap spaces… duh
What’s worse than a little brother? A little sister.
You can’t spell dumb without UM.
Walmart Wolverines
Your football coach eats his boogers… literally.
What do you call a hot girl on Michigan’s campus? A visitor.
News flash!! No one looks good in “maize”!
You have the worst fight song in college history.
What’s the difference between a litter of puppies and a Michigan fan? Eventually the puppies grow up and stop whining.
We may not have the best record this year, but we can still dominate you any day. Look out Wolverines, you can’t hide in the Big Dog House this weekend. Go green, Go white!