The ultimate guide to picking up boys

I have quite the distinct tactic into getting a guy to come to bed, or where ever is easily accessible and possible to hook up in, and it for sure can work for you.

STEP ONE: Choose your wing man 

Your Friday evenings should start well before you come into contact with anyone of the gender of your liking, with choosing what friends to go out with. For example, each one of my friends has a very different type of guy that ends up going out with us, and if I want a frat boy I go out with my friend Shannon.

After you make your choice of friend to go out with, you should make sure that they introduce you to their guy friends.

Always pick good friends to go out with, so they can save you from the creepy guys!

STEP TWO: Testing the waters

After you are introduced to someone, you need to start feeling out if he is someone you can potentially see yourself hooking up with. You need to start to read him like the open book most college aged boys are.

Usually I start out by wooing the men with my vast knowledge in the athletic realm which usually works splendidly for me, but you should find what you have a vast knowledge in to get a great conversation going.

Woo, sports!

STEP THREE: Make like Newton and discover gravity

While doing so you should start slowly migrating towards a wall where you will purposely lean back against when he stands in front of you, so he will subconsciously lean in towards you.

This will make the guy feel like they are making more of the decision to continue the flirting process.

Found my wall, and a good friend to steer the creepy guy away.

STEP FOUR: Mental games

This is when you should start making intense eye contact. This is crucial because you should then be moved into the 15 minutes of deep conversation stage.

Then when he seemed to be getting as close to you as possible, excuse yourself to get a drink, then get one and made sure that he sees you talking to another guy in the process.

You should also make sure to put a hand on the guy by the drinks at least once before going back.

STEP FIVE: Hook him

When you finally go back, hopefully he seems to get super defensive and asks who that other guy is. This is how you really get him hooked, you should then reply “He’s just a friend, are you jealous?” and playfully push him a little.This is when you tell him that he is the only one you want to flirt with tonight.

Then lean back and sip your drink slowly while holding eye contact with him after saying this, spilling a little on your chest to further the sexual tension you have been building slowly throughout the night. You then, while wiping off the drink from your shirt lean towards him, looking back and forth between his lips and his eyes before planting one firm kiss and leaning back while smiling.

STEP 6: Sink him

You then tell him you are feeling a bit sleepy and ask him if he would do the honors of walking you home, turning slightly and moving before he answered so he would have to follow you anyways.

You should keep up this façade for the rest of the night, bringing him back to where ever you please.

Time to walk home.

I suggest bringing him back to his bed so you can easily escape, and and even if it was a bad night, you should promise to text him soon, even though you never actually have to.