Here’s what Harvard guys are really like on Tinder

Ah, Tinder.

That magical place where college students from all over go to find random hookups love.

I had never been on Tinder, but I was dying to know what the Cambridge scene was like, so I recruited my roommates and together we went on an investigation to find out the truth, and here’s what we found:

Harvard men asked the important questions:

The winky face totally helps

Why????

They were optimistic:

They were certainly clever:

So smooth

They were down:

They didn’t let distance get in the way:

They took advantage of the unique opportunity provided by this past Monday’s events:

TOO SOON

They asked even more hard-hitting questions:

What kind of monster makes you choose?

And they were actually nice, normal dudes:

But the MIT dudes were too busy hating:

The jealousy is reak

Keep doing you, Harvard boys on Tinder, keep doing you.