All the best tweets that prove Boulder is hands down the weirdest place in the entire world
Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, they do
'Keep Boulder Weird' is a movement most Boulderites support wholeheartedly. If the street performers, downtown celebs, creek shenanigans and stoners left, would anything be left to make it worth sticking around? Probably not.
Twitter is overflowing with straight-up facts on what Boulder is like, from the locals and the tourists, so The Tab compiled the weirdest of the weird in hopes of spreading the word that Boulder is better because of that weirdness.
Quick shoutout to this guy for giving credit where credit is due:
Portland is a weird place. But you know who invented weird cities? Boulder. The original weird city.
— Dan (@minutemandan) March 28, 2017
This is what's known as a "daily sighting" for most Boulderites, to be honest:
boulder is weird af tell me why i was cruising by the creek & there was a clown juggling in the bushes
— cozy (@cozy_josie) July 3, 2017
This purchase, which is totally respectable:
Not to be weird or anything, but I just bought 3 books about extraterrestrials at some tourist shop in Boulder City
— Jim G (@The_Grossi) January 29, 2017
Buffs in the '60s really loved cannibalism, I guess?
Found out the cafeteria grill on campus is named after Colorado's most famous cannibal
What else do you expect from college students pic.twitter.com/Cey79KNglK
— Heraa Hashmi (@caveheraa) July 14, 2017
When do they perform? How is this not a well known event?
It's come to my attention that there is such a thing as the Boulder Bike Underpass Choir, which I guess shouldn't surprise me at this point
— Alex Burness (@alex_burness) June 13, 2017
This is literally every older person in Boulder and we're here for it:
Boulder is a weird place where you sit beside 2 white men in their 60s discussing how to achieve greater personal growth & joy through yoga.
— Stephanie (@promener) March 3, 2017
Can someone please get scientific proof of this and report back?
weird to think about how Boulder drinking water has enough birth control in it that its changing the sex of the fish in Boulder Creek
— h(amanda)ppy (@amanduhay) May 27, 2017
Does this guy teach piano lessons?
Boulder is fucking weird y'all. pic.twitter.com/LsufVTTW2L
— wayfarerx (@thewayfarerx) May 27, 2017
You're not wrong, Helen.
Biggest problem in Boulder is trying to discern if someone is high or just really weird
— Helen Armstrong (@helenkarmstrong) May 20, 2017
What was the riddle, though, Margaret?? The public has a right to know.
also the bus driver just made me answer a riddle to get on the bus Boulder is a weird place
— margaret (@marg_olsen) May 12, 2017
Not the weirdest thing about Boulder, but definitely the creepiest:
Boulder is lit until 50 year old men tell you that you have a nice ass in the hill then Boulder gets weird
— tayler (@TaylerBranson) May 2, 2017
Boulder loves grass, duh.
So I'm at this outdoor mall in Boulder and there are these patches of grass with pillows instead of benches – Colorado is weird pic.twitter.com/rkkYtoBVgs
— Mason Lewis (@masondlewis) June 30, 2017
Thank you, Sam, for this beyond obvious analysis.
People in Boulder are fucking weird
— Sam Zwirko (@SamBamZwirko) April 4, 2017
Let's stay weird, Boulderites, we can't let the normal humans grind us down.