The third GOP debate drinking game

Let’s make drinking great again

The third GOP debate is tonight and you already know what that means.

Drink every time:
1. Carly Fiorina’s tenure at HP is mentioned.
2. Donald Trump calls someone a loser, baby, dumb-dumb or pathetic.
3. Donald Trump answers a question with “It’s going to be fantastic.”

4. Ronald Reagan is mentioned.
5.Fiorina fabricates a new observation from the Planned Parenthood tapes.
6. Jeb Bush takes a shot at Trump.

7.Ted Cruz talks directly into the camera instead of to the moderator.
8. Trump takes a shot at Carson.
9. Anyone references Hillary Clinton and lying.

10. Anyone cites the Bible.
11. Anyone says “All Lives Matter.”
12. Fiorina says “Selling Baby Parts.”

Now for the fun part.

Take a shot if you hear…

13.  Ben Carson speak at a normal pace.
14. “I’m the only candidate to…”
15. “It’s like slavery.”
16. “Obamacare is a disaster.”

Drink responsibly.

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