The ultimate job application drinking game that will get you both a buzz and Benjamins
Because nobody’s ready to be a real person yet
Searching for jobs can be one of the most disappointing and annoying things that a person has to go through. Whether you're just looking to make some extra money for the summer or need to actually do something with your life after college, you're bound to fill out an application once or twice.
So to make this agonizing process a little more enjoyable, we suggests utilizing alcohol.
TAKE A SIP
Every time you question your major
Every time you don't know whether to put a 0 or 1 on the W4 form
Every time the application requires a cover letter
Every time you fudge a reference
Every time you mark down that you worked at a job for an entire year when it was really only for the summer
Every time the job requires way more prior experience than you have
Every time you update your LinkedIn profile
Every time you question whether you really need money for survival
TAKE A SHOT
Every time the job wants somebody who's a "team player"
Every time your resume exceeds the 1 page limit by one. freaking. line.
Every time you call your mom asking for help filling out an application
Every time you think your C's get degrees mentality has not proven successful
Every time you feel awkward answering the question, "What do you expect to get paid?"
Every time you answer the interview question, "What's your biggest flaw?" with "I'm a perfectionist," or "I work too hard".
Every time you get distracted from filling out an application and start a new Netflix series instead
Every time that you don't even want the job that you're applying for
CHUG
Every time you only get an interview because somebody owes your parents a favor
Every time you never hear back from the job after sending in your application
Every time you know there's absolutely no way you're getting a job ever
Every time you realize you have no goals or passions
Every time you see that you've received a new email and expect it to be an acceptance to a job but it's actually just Urban Outfitters promoting their 15 percent off sale
Every time you think that you'd be okay living in your parents' house for the rest of your life
The Tab is not responsible for any liver damage caused by a tough job market.