Confessions: The weirdest places you’ve had sex on campus
You may want to carry around hand sanitizer from now on
Everyone gets a bit of a rush when they have sex, but those of us who seek a more intense thrill (or are just desperate) choose to have said copulation in a less private place with the risk of being caught.
I asked a bunch of you for the best places you’ve done it, and honestly you guys are sick. So here are the crazy and funny places people have done “the dirty.”
Campus locations:
“The esplanade.”
“The Bakery, twice.” An area where people notoriously get “baked” on campus
You probably don’t want to touch this
“Mugar Library, fourth floor.”
“The recycling room in Rich.”
“Black room in the basement of Com.”
“The 3rd floor staircase in Warren C…people kept walking in but we kept going.”
“Men’s room shower in Bay State.”
“The stairwell in Claflin.”
Literally left their clothes behind
“I did it with this girl in the 18th floor staircase of Warren Tower A, and afterwards she said if I told anybody what we did, she would cut off my balls.”
“Metcalf bathroom in the handicap stall.”
“Rich dorm room with my roommate in the room.”
“Hooked up in the Claflin study room….as a junior.”
“My 21st birthday I had sex in the Bakery, even though I live in a fucking apartment.”
“I had sex in the little alley way between 1019 and Stuvi last semester on the hood of a car.”
“Sophomore year: fucked in the Pike house at a darty in the attic on an old mattress.”
“I had a threesome in a shower at Warren.”
Other strange places our fellow Terriers and friends have ventured to:
“An airport parking lot.”
“In public, like right next to the Fenway on the stairs near a bridge.”
“A public playground in NYC.”
“On a balcony at a villa in Puerto Vallarta. Passed out right after for hours and woke up sunburnt.”
“I once fucked in a park in between clubs at 3am in the rain.”
“I gave a bj in an ice cream store behind the counter then a customer came in.”
“I had sex in Times Square and almost got arrested.”
“A port-o-potty.”
“A closet.”
“I had sex in a mirrored home gym on a yoga mat after senior prom and his sister saw us in one of the mirrors but we didn’t stop.”
“I lost my virginity on the floor of the weight room at my camp.”
“A movie theatre in Toronto.”
“A booth in the Cafeteria of Marymount Manhattan college.”
“Roof of the Trump Towers.”