Everything you see while walking though Allston

It was a Sunday morning, and Allston had never looked so lifeless

It was Easter Sunday, and a couple of my friends and I wanted to check out a restaurant in Allston called “The Breakfast Club.” On this religious day, I saw a few particular, cliché, Allston items. So, I decided to record what I saw, and was very tempted to even take some of the things.

A little red solo cup from the night before and never properly disposed of

This poor lonesome shot solo cup was probably enjoyed by the lips of a few different people. Now it sits in the dirt after a Saturday night of use.

Clearly someone had the munchies, and popped a squat and just enjoyed their Powerade and sun chips

These items clearly had a story behind them. I can imagine a baked frat boy searching through his refrigerator and finding a blue Powerade and these cheddar Sunchips. He then took his snacks and sat on the lawn, and munched as a night sky overtook his vision and his mind.

A desolate box of Guinness

This wet cardboard box totally saw some things last night.

Looks like someone lost their ears from a jungle themed party this weekend! Sad face, sad ears

I imagine a hammered sorority girl was on her way to a jungle themed mixer. She probably had her pink cheetah print cat ears on and glowing curled blonde locks. When all of the sudden an obnoxious guy from her floor ripped her ear off and threw them on the street. It left her with dirty ears and dressed in a pink and black for the rest of her evening.

One single, flattened, PBR

This PBR can really took a baffling flattening.

A young woman’s shoe 

Since this woman’s shoe doesn’t have a heal on it I can imagine she tossed it aside thinking it was useless. She probably walked home without her left shoe.
A young woman’s shirt

I can’t explain this one. I’ve never had the issue of losing my shirt but clearly someone did.

The missing items above may explain my next find…

Since this condom was unopened I can imagine how disappointed the owner was to find he wouldn’t be needing it tonight.

Classic Allston

Looks like one of these lovely residences got an upgrade!

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