So many actors have revealed their body counts, and I’m in genuine shock over 13k women?!

Considering the pedestal we collectively prop actors up on, it’s not massively surprising that some of them are brandishing body counts to rival OnlyFans models.

From actors who keep a literal black book of names, to the ones who have to offer a ballpark figure because it’s so high, publicly available body counts range from over a dozen to a whopping 12 thousand. And that’s just the ones we know, so think about *those* actors who have a reputation for being very sexually free.

They proboably make these guys look like nuns.

11. Lindsey Lohan

In what quickly became one of Hollywood’s greatest unsolved mysteries, Lindsay Lohan penned a a-list stacked list of people she’d slept with.

There were 18 in total, and the list included names like James Franco, Adam Levine, Justin Timberlake, Zac Efron, Orlando Bloom, Nico Tortorella, Colin Farrell, and Joaquin Phoenix. In total, there are six names we still don’t know about.

Any guesses?

10. Amy Schumer

Amy Schumer earlier shared that she’d slept with 28 men, giving them specific nicknames in her black book, like Third Ball and Pit Bull Guy.

Pit Bull Guy is yet to come forward.

9. Jennifer Coolidge

Though we don’t know the exact number, Jennifer Coolidge said starring in American Pie upped her body count by 200. So, at least 200.

8. Marlon Brando

Legendary actor Marlon Brando, widely considered the greatest heathrob of all time, had a bit of a reputation for both men and women. He was unapologetic about affairs, fathering numerous children, and bisexuality.

All in all, it’s believed that he bedded hundreds of lucky lovers.

7. Warren Oates

Another throwback entry, Warren Oates was a famed country and western actor with – you guessed it – a massive reputation in Hollywood. Again, the number is believed to be in the hundreds.

6. Russell Brand

“I was having one for breakfast, one for lunch and three for dinner,” Russell Brand said in 2010, suggesting the number could now be much higher.

Of course, Russell Brand is now a born-again Christian with looming rape trials coming this year.

5. Bill Roache

Now, this wasn’t a name I was expecting to see on this list. Bill Roache, best known for playing Ken Barlow in Coronation Street, admitted to sleeping with over 1,000 women across his career.

4. Dustin Diamond

Dustin Diamond rose to fame in Saved by the Bell, and it obviously benefited him greatly in the bedroom department. In his memoir, Behind the Bell, he revealed his body count at somewhere around the 2,000 mark.

3. Jack Nicholson

Infamous Hollywood lothario, Jack Nicholson, said he’d slept with over 2,000 women in his life.

Then, in a moment no one asked for, he added: “And their mothers… some of them with their mothers.”

If he didn’t say “Here’s Johnny!” mid-exploit, I’m disappointed.

2. Charlie Sheen

Whaaaaaat? Charlie Sheen has slept with a lot of people? Who could’ve guessed? I know, literally everyone.

Charlie’s bedroom antics have plagued him for decades, so it’s not surprising that he’s pulled over 5,000 women in that time. Only SOME were s*x workers, though.

“I don’t pay prostitutes for sex, I pay them to leave,” he famously stated.

1. Warren Beatty

Warren Beatty, most known for Bonnie and Clyde, Shampoo, Reds, and Bugsy, was a Hollywood lothario before it was cool. His biographer, Peter Biskind, claimed that it was over 13,000, but Warren questioned the maths.

“Think about it, sleeping with 12,775 people. That would mean not just that there were multiple people a day, but that there was no repetition,” he said.

Not sure if that’s a rejection or a brag.

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