All of Nikki Glaser’s Golden Globes jokes that got cut for being too offensive to air

If you thought some of the jokes Nikki Glaser made at this year’s Golden Globes were risky, toe-curlingly cringe or just plain wild then they are nothing compared to the ones that didn’t make it to air. These Nikki Glaser jokes from the cutting room floor were all deemed too offensive for the Golden Globes and never made it to air. But luckily for you, I can make your jaw drop from the comfort of your home because we’ve got the list of all the ones that tried to get censored!

Buckle up.

• “I saw Joker 2 and, you know, it reminded me of when the first Joker came out and I was in the theatres and I was afraid someone was going to shoot it up. And then during Joker 2, I was really hoping they would.”

Brutal but honestly she’s real for that.

• “Glen Powell is nominated tonight for Hit Man. Who would have thought that by the end of the year, you’d only be the second hottest hit man in America.”

PLAYING WITH FIRE.

• “If Adrian Brody could go back in time, he would thank baby Hitler for his career.”

Not this.

• “Amy Adams is nominated for her performance in Night Bitch, while I was totally snubbed for my performance in Day Slut.”

Not really cackling at this one.

• “The Wild Robot is nominated tonight. And by that, I mean Nicole Kidman after two white wines.”

Okay that got a chuckle out of me.

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• “Denzel Washington is here. The only thing that has convinced more middle aged men they could pull off an earring than Denzel Washington is cocaine. Kate Winslet is a lot like cocaine. She’s white. She’s always with Leonardo DiCaprio, and I can’t wait to find her at the after party tonight.”

Now why is Kate Winslet in it…

• “Daniel Craig is nominated for his performance in Queer, which is a movie and not just what my uncle Chuckie calls Wicked.”

Why am I picturing Chuckie the doll?

• “Nicolas Cage is here tonight looking well-rested after a night of sleeping in Elvis’s coffin.”

What the hell, sure.

• “Michael Keaton was so great in Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice and Alec Baldwin, sadly, did not come back to play a ghost because he was too busy making them.”

This is… horrendous.

• “The film Anora is nominated for four awards tonight. It’s been called the most unflinching look at sex work since Matt Gaetz’s payment history.”

Not a word shall be said against my Anora.

• “Squid Games is a show where people starve themselves while ruthlessly competing for the ultimate prize. Oh, wait, no, sorry that’s this show.”

Or as the rest of us call it: Squid Game. Aka, the actual title.

She girlbossed a bit close to the risky offensive jokes sun with this lot at the Golden Globes I fear.

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