Everyone you have to thank before graduation
Don’t forget that kid that always posted google docs
It is that tragic time of the year again: graduation season. As you steam your gown, decorate your cap, and snap those last minute graduation pics, it is important to remember everyone who made this moment possible for you – the people you could not have survived your last four years of college without and the people you can’t imagine surviving the rest of your life without.
So get yourself to a Hallmark store because here is the definitive list of people who you need to thank before graduation.
The teacher who curves all their classes
Because without them, you would have failed dramatically out of college.
The teacher who offers ‘optional’ finals
Because without them, you would actually have to take your final.
The kid who posts Google Docs
Because without them, how the hell would you have passed anything?
The kid who always asks questions in class
Because without them, you wouldn’t have learned how to internalize your frustrations.
Your freshman year roommate
Because without them, you would probably be moved back home with your parents.
Your classroom crush
Because without them, you wouldn’t have had perfect attendance this semester.
The kid who shows up to class in his pajamas
Because without them, you would feel much worse about your current state of being.
The kid who always dresses up for class
Because without them, you wouldn’t feel the slightest bit of inclination to get ready for class in the morning.
Your go-to closet sharer
Because without them, you would never wear clothes.
Your friend with a puppy
Because without them, you would not have had an outlet for pure blissfulness.
Your love advice giver
Because without them, you would still be texting your ex.
Your group members
Because without them, you would have never experienced Earth-shattering disappointment.
Your academic advisor
Because without them, you would probably not be graduating.
The person who buys rounds of shots
Because without them, you would be in a hole of debt.
Your study soulmate
Because without them, you would not have studied for any test in college.
Your passing-each-other-on-campus-everyday buddy
Because without them, you would not have known when you were late to class.
Your work out motivator
Because without them, you would exercise approximately zero times a week.
Your soulmate you’ve never hung out with outside of class
Because without them, you wouldn’t have been able to successfully day dream in class.
Your ride or die
Because without them, you would have spent many lonely nights going out on your own.
Your ex
Because without them, you wouldn’t have realized you deserve nothing but the best.
Your roommates
Because without them, you would not be a functioning human being.
Your school family
Because without them, it would have been the hardest four years of your life.
Your parents
Because without them, you would not be where you are right now.
Your best friends
Because without them, you would not be who you are right now.
The teacher who inspired you
Because without them, you would not have the dream in life you do right now.
And the best thing about all of this? All these cards are for sale so you have no excuse not to show your appreciation for everyone above!