Why NC State is categorically better than UNC in every way
The wolf is higher on the food chain
Just face it, everyone knows the NC State Wolfpack is better than the Carolina Tar Heels. But just in case you’re not convinced, here’s exactly why it’s better to run with wolves.
Red is a popular color
It’s so much easier to rep your school when the colors are red and white. It’s one of the most basic schemes, so filling a closet up with school spirit gear is a simple task. There are so many shades of blue, don’t even waste your time looking for the right one.
We have a Bojangles’ and Cook Out
Craving some good Southern food? Get your chicken biscuit at Bojangles’, then go a few hundred yards down the road for a milkshake. Why choose when you can have both? Congrats on having a McDonalds, UNC.
We’re located in the capital city
Raleigh is beautiful, it’s just that simple. The city has so much to offer, ranging from hipster coffee shops and shopping malls to the Museum of Natural Sciences downtown. Weekends are a great time to take part in festivals and events in the city, if there’s not a football game to attend.
Our athletes are studious
The odds are high that everyone has a class with an athlete at some point. But this is only possible because our athletes actually go to their classes, unlike others… It’s nice to be able to say you were once in a sociology group with the safety that scored a TD mid-hurricane (way to go, Dex).
We have a wider range of classes
Rumor has it that the large majority of Carolina’s classes are geared towards students studying to be doctors. They want everyone to have a good science background. What’s good about State is they acknowledge that students have their strengths and weaknesses. For example, sociology majors only need about two math credits, so they aren’t forced to take classes on topics irrelevant to their career.
The state fair is in our backyard
Each year, the North Carolina State Fair is hosted across the street from the football stadium and PNC Arena. It couldn’t be any more convenient. State even runs a shuttle from campus. Plus, lots of NCSU staff and students are involved with booths and vendors. Go ahead and make the drive from Chapel Hell – you know you want to.
We’re blessed with Howling Cow
NC State has their own brand of ice cream and it’s delicious. Not many universities can say that. Looking at you, Heels.
We have a massive engineering school full of smart people, so if they say State is better it must be true. What is a Tar Heel, anyway?