Vote now: UIUC’s hottest exchange students
Voting will end when the clock strikes 12pm on Friday, February 19
Ladies and gentlemen of UIUC, tonight we bless you with this year’s Spring Semester Top 10 Hottest Exchange Students. Vote for whoever takes your breath away, because we don’t have all day and voting will end when the clock strikes 12pm on Friday, February 19.
Ignacio
Rub him the right way ladies
From: Spain
Studies: Electromechanical Engineering (so clever)
Perfect Date: Be invited to a drink by a girl in La GIRALDA (Seville´s most famous monument)
Hobbies: Football and bull fights
Go To Pick-Up Line: Do you want my Basilisk to enter your Chamber of Secrets?
Weird Fact About Yourself: I always compare dicks while peeing in public lavatories
Perfect Type: Blonds and Swedish girls
Advice For Opposite Gender: Smile
Worst Pick-Up Line Used On You: Would you invite me a drink?? and another for my ugly friend please
American Fantasy: Hook up with a cheerleader (so typical)
Fergal
“I call it my ‘cheeky selfie’”
From: Monaghan (Ireland)
Studies: Electronic Engineering
Go To Pick-Up Line: Can I call you sunshine? Because you just brightened up my day
Perfect Date: Wake up at sunrise and eat chocolate chip pancakes on the beach as a Mexican mariachi band serenades us. Then take a drive along the coast in an Audi A3 Convertible so I can feel the wind in my hair. Then end up at a cute little café where we can feed each other sweet pastries. Finally head to a small little bar where we can listen to Irish trad and get to know each other in a quiet corner . . . Then the drugs wear off and I wake lying in a pool of my own sweat
Weird Fact About Yourself: I have an above average micro-penis
Hobbies: Crying into my ECE361 assignments and ferociously masturbating over Facebook profiles
Perfect Type: Hayden Panettiere/ Vanessa Hudgens.
Advice For Opposite Gender: Smile. Pouting looks ridiculous
Worst Pick-Up Line Used On You: Fergalicious: definition make them boys go crazy
Pace
Eat clean, train dirty
From: Latvia/ “the North”
Studies: Chemistry
Go To Pick-Up Line: I want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado
Perfect Date: I prefer raisins
Weird Fact About Yourself: I have a crippling phobia of stickers and once met the world’s tallest man on a plane to Iceland
Hobbies: Avoiding stickers and stalking tall men to foreign countries
Perfect Type: A penis and a pulse
Advice For Opposite Gender: Less muscles, more mussels
Worst Pick Up Line Used On You: Can I call you sunshine? Because you just brightened up my day.
American Fantasy: Donald Trump dipped in ranch
Vic
Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the six, will you be the nine?
From: Sydney/ born in France
Studies: Graphic Design & Landscape Architecture
Go to Pick-Up Line: If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple
Perfect Date: Bag of tortilla chips and a tub of queso from wild wings, no pants (boy optional)
Weird Fact About Yourself: I am the clumsiest person you will ever meet
Hobbies: Reading, Netflix and falling off dancefloors
Perfect Type: Funny, smart and a lover of food/beer
Advice for Opposite Gender: Don’t be a fuck boi
Worst Pick-Up Line Used On You: “Are you a lottery ticket? Cause I want to rub you off in a gas station parking lot” and/or “Dong on tits?”
American Fantasy: Break into Memorial Stadium and make out in the middle of the field
Izzy
I am most myself when I am down under. Familiar with the bush?
From: Straya
Studies: Architecture
Go To Pick-Up Line: Not here to fuck with spiders
Perfect Date: The back seat of my car
Weird Fact About Yourself: (I was) invited to parliament house to celebrate a century of Australia being in the Olympics
Hobbies: Chuckin a Uey to get me Holden ute to the pub so me and me ocker mates can smash some tinnies and darts after a day of bog holing, then getting home to the missus and openin up the tucker box to dig in to a vegemite sanga for din dins
Perfect Type: Active/outdoorsy
Advice For Opposite Gender: I’m good in the sack
Worst Pick-Up Line Used On You: Are you British?
American Fantasy: Reverse Oreo threesome
James
“What do you call an alcoholic Irishman? An Irishman”
From: Kildare, Ireland
Studies: Civil Engineering
Go To Pick-Up Line: Do you have any Irish in you? … Do you want some?
Perfect Date: The 24th of April, it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket!
Weird Fact About Yourself: I’ve had my hand up the rear of a cow (I’m a farmer)
Hobbies: Rugby and (tr)eating you right *wink emoticon*
Perfect Type: Funny, good smile, nice ass
Advice For Opposite Gender: Never judge a captain by the size of his dinghy!
Worst Pick-Up Line Used On You: OMG! I’m 1/64th Irish!
American Fantasy: Memorial Stadium
Lydia
“I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what–never again!”
From: Surrey, England
Studies: English Literature and American History; I love to learn about the colony
Go to Pick-Up Line: I am genuinely not cool enough for this
Perfect Date: I like to go home with a guy, then hide in their room for two hours while their family hangs out in the living room and they forget to come back in
Weird Fact About Yourself: I am 19th in line for the throne
Hobbies: Philanthropy, sisterhood and scholarship.
Perfect Type: Tall, dark, handsome (guy) who doesn’t speak and does exactly what I say when I say it and brings me snacks around 16:30
Advice For Opposite Gender: Opening a few doors will open doors
Worst Pick-Up Line Ever Used On You: I’m an athlete
American fantasy: “You Belong With Me” by Taylor Swift
Niall
Bursting on the scene
From: Dublin, Ireland
Studies: Contemporary Dance (Electrical Engineering)
Go to Pick-Up Line: Do you have any idea who I am?
Perfect Date: Me, you and a can of whipped cream
Weird Fact About Yourself: There is a gold statue of me in my home town
Hobbies: Playing guitar (good with fingers)
Perfect Type: A cross between Scarlett Johansson and Justin Bieber
Advice For Opposite Gender: Laugh at my jokes pls
Worst Pick-Up Line Used On You: Are you Robert Pattinson?
Hugh
Hugh Hefner 2.0
From: Oxford, England #GodSaveTheQueen
Studies: Civil Engineering (99 problems but a bridge ain’t one)
Go To Pick-Up Line: Who needs a chat up line when you sound like Harry Pot-ter?
Perfect Date: Blind Date! Who knows what it will lead to?
Weird Fact About Yourself: After a long day, I like to lip sync Eminem’s “Lose Myself” in a hot shower. Even I don’t know all the words . . .
Hobbies: Tennis, taking a double chin selfie and putting unnecessary hashtags on Instagram photos
Perfect Type: Your best friend
Advice For Opposite Gender: Follow your heart but take your brain with you
Worst Pick-Up Line Used On You: No, I am sure you are from Vietnam
American Fantasy: Flying and shouting “freedom” on the back of a bald eagle over the Statue of Liberty on Independence Day
Emily
“Born fabulous”
From: Surrey, England
Studies: Biology
Go To Pick-Up Line: Don’t listen to your heart, listen to your cox
Perfect Date: You know when you go down town with the main boi and you’re hank marvin’ and bae whips out a nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of smash
Weird Fact About Yourself: I like to sing hymns on the way home when I’m drunk
Hobbies: Rowing, crying over pictures of corgis, rowing, taking zoomed-in videos of myself eating with my mouth open
Perfect Type: Available
Advice For Opposite Gender: “Say something nice, its so easy” – Daniel Radcliffe
Worst Pick-Up Line Used On You: “Pancake day is over, but you flat-chested girls are still in luck”
American Fantasy: Driving your Chevy to the levy with whisky and rye
Now that you have had time to assess this dashing array of individuals, cast your vote below, and we will let you know who is the most spectacular international exchange student for this semester.