The best places to cry on Yale’s campus
We recommend crying in Gheav over a good bacon, egg and cheese
Whether you’re single during cuffing season, this 59-degree weather is reminding you global warming is going to kill us all, or you simply have four 20-page papers due in three days, it sounds like you just need to let it all out with a few tears.
So let’s cut to the chase, because I have finals too. Here are the best places to cry on campus.
Sterling/Bass
Because misery loves company.
Gheav
Let’s be honest, there’s nothing a good bacon, egg and cheese can’t fix.
Emporium
You can cry about your 50-page thesis AND the $1,500 leather jacket you’ll never have. Two birds with one stone.
Blue State
Maybe one of the hot baristas will lend you a shoulder to cry on. Seriously, it’s like you have to submit a headshot to work at that place.
Your professor’s office
YOU DID THIS TO ME.
Salsa Fresca
Burrito? More like BAErito, AM I RIGHT?
The shower
Let those tears go right down the drain. Just like your hopes and dreams.
Commons
But only if you’re a pretty crier.
Old Campus
So you can let the freshmen know what they’re getting in to.