The best places to cry on Yale’s campus

We recommend crying in Gheav over a good bacon, egg and cheese

Whether you’re single during cuffing season, this 59-degree weather is reminding you global warming is going to kill us all, or you simply have four 20-page papers due in three days, it sounds like you just need to let it all out with a few tears.

So let’s cut to the chase, because I have finals too. Here are the best places to cry on campus.

Sterling/Bass

Because misery loves company.

Gheav

I eat when I’m stressed, OK?!

Let’s be honest, there’s nothing a good bacon, egg and cheese can’t fix.

Emporium

It’s just so trendy!

You can cry about your 50-page thesis AND the $1,500 leather jacket you’ll never have. Two birds with one stone.

Blue State

Maybe one of the hot baristas will lend you a shoulder to cry on. Seriously, it’s like you have to submit a headshot to work at that place.

Your professor’s office

YOU DID THIS TO ME.

Salsa Fresca

Chipotle=too far from the library

Burrito? More like BAErito, AM I RIGHT?

The shower

Hello from the other side

Let those tears go right down the drain. Just like your hopes and dreams.

Commons

But only if you’re a pretty crier.

Old Campus

So you can let the freshmen know what they’re getting in to.

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