UW-Madison student turns to Reddit to find parties and it’s so relatable.

Not all heroes wear capes.

We all remember the hard times at the beginning of freshman year: walking in late to a 200 person lecture, wondering what dining hall food is safe to eat and most importantly, where to find the parties.

Well luckily for all you new students, especially male students, a freshman user on UW-Madison Reddit finally asked where to find parties, and it is so relatable.

Now I don't know about you, but I wish I had someone like badgerlion2 my freshman year to do the dirty work none of us wanted to do.

So far the post has gotten 21 comments on it, and honestly, people are giving him really good advice.

Like, really good advice.

He followed up on his post like any good problem-solver would do.

He followed up on his post like any good problem-solver would do.

And apparently there is a formula to determine your chances of success? Guys, take notes.

And of course, you're going to get your occasional trolls.

Well badgerlion2, I hope you found some of the answers you were looking for. I for one learned a lot, including the address to the cat cafe.

Will this anonymous freshman guy ever reveal who he is and take credit where credit is due? I and plenty of others sure hope so, but for now, he is the masked hero we never asked for, and we thank you.

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