How many calories are in your favorite UW-Madison drunk food?
You may not remember what you ate in the morning but your body can not forget the calories
You have spent the night getting ready, putting on your makeup flawlessly, and picking out the perfect outfit, all whilst listening to your favorite music. The mood is set for a fantastic night.
The line for the bar was not too long, the bartender gave you some free drinks, and your favorite songs were played at least once each. Then, the bar lights flicker on and you are spun into a string of questions from your friends on where to go next.
Where do you go now? Now that your makeup is smeared, you have spent up almost all of your latest paycheck on drinks, and you are too drunk to realize how much your feet hurt in those shoes.
The only logical answer is, you go get food. Pure, beautiful, fully enjoyed, shameless, drunk food; but, the calories beneath the carby goodness are not so satisfying…
Milio’s Sandwiches/Cheeba Hut
Sub Sandwiches have a wide range of caloric possibility. Here are the average caloric expenditures of a 6in sub based off of your choice of meat.
Philly Steak: 700
There are a few staple asian cuisines that we all go to each ranging greatly in calories.
Sesame Chicken: 480
Fried Rice: 520
General Tso’s Chicken: 465
Egg Roll: 200
Crab Rangoon: 190
Parthenons eros is a classic. You would think that gyros are healthy enough right?
Ians/Pizza Di Roma
Pizza is a craving that can hit at anytime of day, but especially when you have had one too many. The lines are always so long. The greasy goodness is worth it though.
Mac N Cheese Slice: 1,065
Pepperoni Slice: 760
Buffalo Chicken Slice: 1,100
Spinach Feta Pesto Slice: 825
Cheese Slice: 700
So, so satisfying and always reliably open until 3am at least.
Burrito Bowl: 670
Chicken Taco(per taco): 150
Steak Taco(per taco): 210
It’s a little more unique and isn’t as fast as the other joints, but the pel’menis are always worth the extra effort.
When you dig your teeth into whichever savory delicious drunk food you chose to be your vice that late night, try to keep in mind (or totally ignore) these caloric additions.