Badgers prove to be the creepiest guys ever
‘Girl, lemme roll you up in a pretzel and salt that ass’
It’s happened to the best of us. A guy walks up to you all cute and flirty, when suddenly he drops a creepy pick-up line, an uncalled for observation, or a statement that’s just so blatantly weird you want to make a disgusted face and run away.
So we decided to share some instances Badgers have had with class-A creeps.
Culture shock
“You’re pretty for an Irish girl . . . I guess.”
Wanna-be cowboy
“Feel free to ride my face like a mechanical bull.”
Sheldon Cooper, is that you?
Blonde fetish
“I like blondes better, personally.”
Booty block
“If you didn’t have such a nice butt, I’d probably never talk to you.”
Goth vibes
“I like straight espresso shots; they’re black like my soul.”
Creative thinker
Assumptions make an ass out of you…(just you)
“So what happens next, do I kiss you?”
Stuck in WWII
“Nice to meet you, I’m Polish! If you say my accent sounds Russian I’ll have to kill you.”
Hungry for more
“Girl, lemme roll you up in a pretzel and salt that ass.”
Bear Grylls vibe
Obsessive Compulsive Dude
“Let’s get married.”
Shakespeare literally hates you
“Roses are red, so are your lips, you should sit on my face and wiggle your hips.”
Gay-dar failure
“Wait…you aren’t gay?”
The most transparent fuck-boy