Freshman drunkenly pees in front of security guard, is taken to hospital
He was taken to the ER last night after dropping his pants in the Memorial House common room
A Vanderbilt freshman was brought to the ER last night after peeing in the Memorial House common room about five feet from a security guard.
Jack, a fellow freshman, said the man was seriously inebriated.
He said: “So he got back at like 11:30pm very VERY drunk. He fell into my desk and knocked over a ton of shit including coffee, then got in bed. At about 2am he fell out of his bed (which to be clear is lofted about 5 feet off the ground).
“He walked into the common room where the security guard is sitting – and started peeing right there. I heard the security guard shouting so I went to see what was going on.
“The guard yelled at him to sit down, so he did, but then he laid down, and then started snoring.
“I think another security guard came and took him to the hospital, it wasn’t an ambulance because he was just drunk, and not hurt or anything.
“He was there for a few hours and got back this morning. He’s still pretty wasted, sleeping it off now”.
Well, that’s one way to blow off steam after finals.
Go Commodores!
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