Yesterday’s story is a wake-up call

I should bring a coat with me just in case it starts raining… or snowing

Please just call B-14 one time – that’s all I ask

Which subject gives you purpose?

Apparently people don’t talk about Thomas Jefferson all the time everywhere?

10/10 would be TJ

Are you ever too old to try and steal baked goods from Little Johns?

It can’t always be pumpkins and puppies

‘You can pick another major besides pre-Comm’

In our lives for a short time, but in our hearts forever

‘Gyros are basically Greek tacos, which sounds like every frat dude’s wet dream’

Liz Lemon would hate Virg, but its definitely Tina Fey’s bar

Savannah Lane has more than just good looks