Bodo’s changes its hours: Now open 24/7
Management hopes that the new hours will help alleviate the stress and constant barrage of deadlines inevitable at the end of the semester
After much logistical planning, The Corner location of Bodo’s Bagels has decided to extend its hours to stay open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week for the remainder of the semester.
This decision comes after many a drunk student has been seen perched on the low brick wall willing bagels to come rolling out the door, and disgruntled late-risers have been turned away at 4pm on Sundays.
Additionally, during finals week, there will be a free-bagel giveaway to the students who look like they haven’t slept in at least four days. A lifetime supply will be provided to students who appear to have defied the biological need for sleep.
The new hours begin tonight – Happy Bagel-ing!
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