Netflix site facing technical difficulties
College students everywhere experiencing existential crises
The universe must be tired of this whole “Netflix and chill” phenomenon and is punishing us procrastinators in the worst possible way.
Netflix is currently tapping out. All of the binge watching replacing our studying time must have caused an epidemic. The symptoms are obviously actual studying, and in extreme cases, death.
Sorry to disappoint those of you who are finally winding down your day and wanting to start Aziz Ansari’s new show Master of None. Or kick back with your favorite Gilmore Girls rerun (looking at you, frat stars).
Let’s just hope the popular site rectifies this terrible wrong before any serious homework gets done.