USC

USC is screwing up so much that they’re briefing students on how to handle the mess

Nine scandals and counting…

The internet has no time for the Daily Trojan’s scorching hot Harvey Weinstein take

But, ‘You Do Uterus’…

Former USC Linebacker Osa Masina pleads guilty to sexual battery, avoiding felony rape trial

He now faces only 3 years in prison

Did you know you have TWO different USC email addresses?

You no longer have to settle for only half of your last name…

USC rejects Harvey Weinstein’s $5 million donation intended to support women directors

‘We don’t need this money. What we need is some damn principles’

Another USC med school resigns, this time after sexual harassment claim

The university lost confidence in his leadership

Ironically, Harvey Weinstein set up a foundation last year to support women directors at USC

Weinstein was just accused of decades of sexual harassment

You can now buy a Bugatti on Tapingo…and have it delivered to your dorm

Woke up in a new Bugatti

USC Trojan football has gone a whole calendar year since their last loss

365 days of pure victory

A student found a caterpillar in his lunch at EVK…and this isn’t their first offense

University of Sketchy Cuisine?

USC Annenberg benefactor Judge Judy doesn’t know what it means to be a feminist and ‘absolutely’ does not want to make the same amount of money as men

She wanted debate, so let’s start one

The US News and World Report’s university rankings trolled USC so hard

They tied us at #21 with the absolute worst

Silicon Valley hires more students from USC than from the Ivy Leagues

(or UCLA. FUCLA.)

Alumnus arrested in Leavey Library after failing to provide a student ID

Seven DPS cars arrived at the scene

USC Memes is losing the national poll for the best meme page

Which we all know must be some kind of technical glitch

Overheard at USC

‘I fell backwards out of a window last night, but somehow only my knee is bruised’