Let’s stop the ‘manmosa’ before it becomes trendy
Because it’s 2017 but women still can’t drink beer
The “manmosa” is the manly take on the mimosa, the classic brunch cocktail, because men need to be reassured of their masculinity while enjoying brunch.
"Manmosa" on the breakfast menu. Stupid name. pic.twitter.com/eYXtHP8QW0
— Matthew Rowley (@mbrowley) May 15, 2017
Mimosas are a heavenly mix of champagne and orange juice, best served bottomless. The new, manmosa, is a combination of champagne, orange juice, and beer, best served never. Some bars even add vodka to the concoction to give the drink an extra manly touch.
It’s basically a beer-slash-mimosa-slash-screwdriver, a.k.a. glorified jungle juice for former frat bros who are too insecure to enjoy a refreshing bubbly cocktail with their three-egg omelet on a Sunday morning.
@dodopotato "i could murder a manmosa right now" i think he meant mimosa? because mimosas are gay? i'm learning a lot today
— Juliana Cleaver (@JulianaCleaver) May 4, 2017
Not only are manmosa drinkers insecure, but men once again found a way to degrade women. The drink insinuates that women do not drink beer, the “manliest” of all drinks.
guy drinking a MANmosa next to me at Looneys cause he's a MAN and only drinks MAN drinks
— jon taffer fan acct (@asaprockytop) April 26, 2017
It’s OK though, we’re content with our beer and vodka-free mimosas. And we won’t be ill after one drink, since men still haven’t learned not to mix beer and liquor. #neversicker
just learned the term "manmosa," which is apparently a vodka orange juice – because bubbles are too gay and masculinity is so, so fragile
— O.o (@waddlefish) April 18, 2017
To all the manmosa lovers out there, you’re embarrassing yourself. And news flash, there’s nothing more masculine than a man enjoying a mimosa, with nothing to prove.
— Strasbourg Sausage (@horseb0x) October 14, 2013
Next week on #fragilemasculinity: “manteresting”
— Amanda Huynh (@amandabanana) May 4, 2017