#WarningSignsOfACreep is trending on Twitter and it’s so accurate
We’ve never related to a hashtag this much
Because this is the year to leave creeps in the dust, many Twitter users have kindly rallied together to provide us a handy list of ways to identify creeps quickly so you don’t have to waist your time wondering whether you’re being paranoid or if they’re actually just the worst. We’re not sure how this trending hashtag came about, but we’re impressed, amused and, honestly, a little disturbed by the responses.
Not one to be outdone, we decided to join in and come up with a few of our own:
Takes bathroom selfies (shirtless or otherwise) and also has a penis
Hates dogs
Still uses Axe Body Spray
Owns any type of rodent
Owns any kind of pet that lives in a non-water tank
Tries to pick up girls at the gym
Wears jeans that are tighter than mine
Wears those shoes with the individual toes
Owns his own pool cue and accompanying glove
Actively enjoys Starbucks
Still displays childhood sports trophys in bedroom
Has a Fight Club poster hung up at his house
Wears a regular t-shirt over a long sleeve t-shirt
Wears one of those blazers that has a hoodie somehow attached to be like casual
Wears a long duster coat
Refers to you as “m’lady”
Says he’s “spiritual, but not religious”
Says he’s a promoter in his Instagram bio
Is named Chad
Claims not to eat meat, actually does eat meat
Slides into your DMs after seeing you on Tinder
Wears silver rings, is not a rock star
Owns a katana, is not a samurai
Is not amused in the slightest by this list