We actually thought ‘make sweat your bitch’ was an acceptable tagline

We watched as the pro-Confederacy groups were outnumbered on McCorkle

The most basic thing I’ve ever done

Regina George bunny or Cady Heron zombie bride?

From C to shining C

‘Its provisions are aimed at a population that is already in a constant state of fear’

‘Tailgating with wine and cheese and being really boring around a fireplace’

‘My roommate is Satan’

Fried errrthing

‘I can’t quit now. I won’t’

Yo Donald, you want some ice with that ‘bern?’

Carolina girls, best dressed in the world

If you didn’t know, we like tradition

‘Am I being set up here?’

Sororities’ version of Santa Claus

‘I’ll probably just chill with my dog’

What the heck is an acetylide anion?