People are accusing Lady Gaga of being a ‘Goddess of Satan’ after her Super Bowl performance

Whether you loved Lady Gaga’s halftime performance or thought it was pretty weak compared to her past politically-charged concerts, we can all agree her hop off the roof and swinging with the drones was pretty badass. Well, except for the people who apparently think that the whole thing was a secret Satanic ritual.

Apparently, pop stars don’t need the illuminati to be evil anymore. Alex Jones of the conspiracy site Infowars, uploaded a video calling Gaga a satanic “goddess” and “the whore of Babylon that the beast rides on.” His evidence she’s a demon? She “wears meatsuits” and descends from the sky.

Jones suggests “the organizers of the Super Bowl are deciding to defile America”  by inviting Gaga because basically everyone in American entertainment is evil except him and his highly ethical newsroom. He goes on to reveal the message of this satanic pow-wow, saying the media “in a ritual of lesser magic, they have to tell you what they’re planning in the future, so they’re saying, the rise of the machines is here, you are broken and fallen and I squat on top of you and basically piss all over you.”

Of course, its not just the organizers of the Super Bowl who are in on this ~dark magic~. He goes on to suggest that Madonna is a demon too and that Lady Gaga helped Hillary Clinton with Pizzagate. You know, that very credible and completely sane claim that Hillary ran a satanic pedophile sex ring out of a pizza shop.

Conspiracy theories are great — let’s be honest, we all secretly hope Beyonce runs the world. But I personally feel that this one is just a distraction from the fact that Trump is the real antichrist. I’ll see you guys after the apocalypse.