Duke fan tweets that prove UNC is the superior fanbase

Also known as more reasons to hate dook

If you don’t live under a rock, you are probably aware that the biggest basketball game of the year is today: UNC vs. Duke. Fans from both sides are throwing shade, but Duke seriously needs to step up their tweet game. The #BeatDuke feed is absolutely fire, but when I looked for Duke fan tweets, I was less than impressed. Their tweets were so dry that I couldn’t even find 10 good ones, so there are Grayson Allen tweets, too.

First of all, there are way too many hashtags in this tweet from a person who is not a 15 year old girl. Second, yes, the UNC vs. Duke game is very hype, but did you see Lady Gaga’s halftime show? That was far from boring. #slay

There is so much happening here. This Dookie definitely sounds like a Tar Heel with all the Grayson Allen shade being thrown, but no UNC fan would ever consider him having “skills”.

This one doesn’t even offend me. We technically are “some team down the road”. It’s like being called the Voldemort’s of NC and he was a pretty powerful wizard, so I’m not complaining.

Calling someone a young goat is really just calling them a kid, so yes, Grayson Allen is a child. Also, look at the way that boy walks. He looks like an angry caveman.

Speaking of Grayson Allen, not sure if this guy is a Dookie or a Tar Heel, but I’m actually digging this tweet.

For all the Trump and Allen haters, here is a compliment that we can all agree is the worst ever.

Entirely incorrect. MJ would NEVER have gone to Duke, how dare you? Even if he did, everyone would still be yelling “TAR HEELS”

This poor girl is definitely only still texting you, Jared, because Valentine’s Day is coming up and she really wants a free meal. If she knew that chocolate is 50% off the day after Valentine’s Day, your Dook ass would be single.

In the end, tweets are just tweets. The real magic will be happening on tonight when UNC BEATS DOOK.

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