The official Thanksgiving 2016 drinking game
‘Every time someone asks about your relationship status–chug’
Trying to spice up this years Thanksgiving? Game on.
Suggested drinks:
cranberry vodka
pumpkin pie martini
caramel appletini
spiked cider
FAMILY
every time a relative says “I voted for Trump, but I don’t support all of his ideals”
drink
when some falls asleep at the table, young or old
drink
when the host says “Oh no, did I make enough food?”
drink
if someone fights over who’s carving the turkey first
drink
every time someone asks about your relationship status
chug
when someone says they have someone to set you up with
drink
if someone gets too drunk
get drunker than them
when someone asks what your plans are after college
finish your drink
Food
when you run out of mac ‘n’ cheese
drink
if someone goes for a third round of pie
drink
if someone says they don’t eat meat
drink
every time someone says they ran in a turkey trot that morning
drink
when you break the wish bone and win
drink
when you break the wish bone and lose
drink twice
Other
when someone says to turn the TV down
drink
every time you see a hand turkey
drink
every time someone says they’re full, but keep eating
drink
when someone unbuttons their pants
drink
If you can’t remember finishing the turkey, you’ve won.
Happy holidays!