We asked Gary the Pit Preacher who he’s voting for
He’s back and you’re going to hell
The much anticipated day has finally come. Gary, our beloved “Pit Preacher,” has returned to campus. That’s right, folks. After spending a year in Michigan and preaching/yelling on other college campuses, Gary has come back to Chapel Hill.
“Gary! I thought you were dead!” said a student who was especially excited to see the infamous “Christian.”
Students gathered around the Pit on Friday to listen to Gary spew his infamous lines about Donald Trump, women, hell and homosexuals. Even Rameses stopped by to listen (and disapprove).
Ramses listening to Gary’s sermon
Known for his blatant racism, sexism and catchphrases like “Homo Hill,” Gary had a lot to say when we asked him who he’ll be casting a ballot for.
“I’m not voting for anyone. God is going to destroy this place before the election. You gotta get right with God. I’m voting for him.”
He then continued his rant about the politicians, describing Trump as a “liar” and Hillary Clinton as a “woman.” Because for Gary, calling someone a “woman” is an insult.
A UNC student posing for a picture with Gary
As a followup question, we asked Gary why he thinks UNC girls are actually going to hell.
“All girls are going to hell if they reject Jesus. If you don’t reject Jesus, then you’ll be here! This ain’t a good place for a Christian to be.”
There you have it, folks. Gary is back and ready to show freshmen what all the commotion is about.