Other UMass students confirm

Even though we have Sam, there’s a new minuteman in town

‘Cause walking is for chumps

We’ve all face planted because UMass doesn’t plow

Everyone hates bike riders, until you become one

And he’s got a lot to say

And we may have figured out how to pronounce their name

‘Hack UMass is not just about building a hack, it’s an experience with a bunch of different people from different backgrounds’

UMass felt the Bern

To poop or not to poop

And you thought you were an adult

Hipsters will never admit they are hipsters

Sorry

If you haven’t seen this kid’s art work on the Central graffiti wall, you need to

Asserting still counts, even if it’s anonymous

It’s not easy being the best

If you’re gonna do ’em, might as well stay alive