The best UMass pickup lines to send to your crush this Valentine’s Day
let them know they’re Subba cute 😘
It's that time of the year again; that lovey-dovey day in February when Tinder is lit and CVS on University Drive runs out of cheap heart candies. However, the best part of today by far is the valentine pick-up lines that emerge in our lives.
Having some trouble sculpting your own? In a bind to get that special someone the perfect valentine? No need to fear, the Tab has got your back. These valentines are sure to shine in your love's eyes.
Are you the du Bois wind tunnel? Cuz you blow me away
We just click
Are you the GRC? Cuz you can LederME anywhere
You're the swesty hoe to my isenbro
Are we on the PVTA? Cuz I feel so close to you right now
You're like Antonio's on Friday nights… people are lining up to get inside
I may have failed orgo, but we've got chemistry
I'd travel far & wide for u (even to Sylvan)
With our connection, I'd take things ~slow~ 😉
Are you the FAC? Cuz I think you're fiiiiine
Just like UMass dining, you're #1 and delicious
and last, but certainly not least…
May I call you chancellor? Cuz I think you are Subba cute!