So I saw a naked guy outside of The Redland Apartments last night

My friend and I got more than we bargained for when I was dropping her off at The Redland Apartments last night around midnight. As I was about to pull my car into a parking spot, I heard my friend say: “Oh my gosh, is that a naked dude?”

Obviously, this revelation didn’t immediately process in my brain. Why the hell would there be a naked guy in the parking lot of The Redland Apartments?

Lo and behold, right before our eyes stood a guy in his early 20s wearing nothing but a pair of tube socks. My friend and I immediately started laughing. And that’s when the naked guy began walking toward my car.

From this moment forward, our experience was equal parts hysterical and terrifying. As he began approaching us, I put my car in reverse and began backing out of the parking lot.

At the same time, he kept advancing toward us. All the while, I’m struggling to focus on driving as this guy is coming towards us Walking Dead style.

I stopped the car for a moment to snap a video and he sped up to the passenger window. It was like a low budget Magic Mike movie.

As if that wasn’t shocking enough, he then tried to reach for the car door. Naturally, I panicked and switched to drive to speed back down the street. And despite being a little shaken up, I was able to get my car turned around. We contemplated leaving and heading back to my place.

But our John Doe didn’t make another appearance, so we sprinted from the car and made it inside the apartment safely without further distraction.