The Study has finally got chairs for the standing table and everything is right in the world
It’s as though our wildest dreams have been granted
Who would have thought that on a March morning, the student cries of discomfort would finally be heard?
It started out with a quest for coffee- it’s week nine, it should be given in IV bags- and ended in absolute joy. Walking past the usual areas when a bit of plastic catches the eye. But it can’t be:
Are… are those chairs?
No longer will students shift from foot to foot as casually as possible, trying to hide the fact they really wished that group that’s taken up half of the study would leave so they can get a place to sit. Nor will workers yell at us for taking the chairs from inside the cafe.
This is it- this is what dreams are made of. Never before has The Study seen such luxury, not even with the $80,000 donated practically unusable glass table, the marble everything, and the fresh juice bar. This is the pinnacle of everything exquisite.
With finals a week away, this is the silver lining needed. Study on, in the absolute comfort of sitting.