I’m the reason Wall didn’t win the electricity contest

We think they made the right choice

Based on taste, location, and atmosphere

And the confused walkers who get in their way

One of these things is not like the other

A call was made at approximately 1pm on Sunday

Based on recordings from the app Gender Timer

Club Meeting!!!!!! Tonight!!!!!

Mom and dad, you’re a close second

Almost as unbelievable as winning a football game

Boot, brunch, Bruff, and all things in between

The humans are a close second

For never wavering on what you knew was right

A college kid’s best friend is Amazon Prime

I don’t want your dusty ass grinding up on me at The Boot