BREAKING: Younger sister texts me for first time in four months

It was about my Webkinz password

Dec. 09, 2016 –¬†Celeste, younger sister, called her older sister for the first time in four months. At approximately 7:05 pm, the call took place after the high school Sophomore sent these texts.


After returning her call, the older sister looked through some very embarrassing emails from 2007 to try to figure out her Webkinz username. Despite being the best sister in the entire world, the username proved to be unhelpful to Celeste.


Although Celeste’s cause has proved to be a failure so far, she had a noble goal in mind.


Best of luck to Celeste and her dead Webkinz. We’ll be rooting for you.