PSA: ‘Cuse is providing you with free lube, condoms and oral dams
all you’re missing is the ‘you up?’ text
Get your freak on, fellow ‘Cuse students.
Luckily, our lovely school is providing us sexually-deprived students with free condoms, lubes, and oral dams
This is a real headline and you cannot make this shit up.
Cuse is even offering multicolored condoms, too– #fancy. Your order will take 4-5 days to get to your doorstep, so better order them fast so you can get to it before the weekend.
Get fornicating, Syracuse!