SU students reveal their worst kiss experiences

“I was no longer chewing gum. It was gone…”

Everyone has had a bad kiss but have your kisses been as awful as these? I asked students from all walks of life on the Syracuse University campus to get them to spill about the worst kisses they’ve ever had. Now you can rest assured that they probably had a worse kiss than you have.

The unsanitary kisser

“One time I made out with a boy immediately after he threw up three times.” -Sarah, Junior

The hungry kisser

“Once I was chewing gum, got ambushed and after me and this boy made out, I was no longer chewing the gum. It was gone.” -Alyssa, Sophomore

The forgetful kisser

“I was making out with a boy and literally every 30 seconds he would ask me what my name was.” -Chris, Junior

The needy kisser

“One time I went to see Thor with my boyfriend in the ninth grade and it was a 3D movie and out of nowhere he grabbed my face and just thrust his mouth on mine, basically eating my face all while our 3D glasses kept slamming into each other. Needless to say I can no longer watch Thor.” -Samantha*, junior

The shady kisser

“One time I went to the movies with my 7th grade boyfriend and we hadn’t made out yet and he finally made the move. It threw me off guard so I just went for it. For the whole 15 minute makeout I was literally sucking only on his upper lip. After we went home that night he texted me and said ‘How did my upper lip taste?'” -Allison*, senior

The prude kisser

“In junior high, I went to a Mexican restaurant with a guy who really liked me. I was kind of into him but also kind of felt bad for him. After the date he dropped me off at home and got out of the car. I leaned in for a kiss and he was going in for it and then said, “I can’t do this” and I was like, “Uhhh what is going on?” He mustered up all this courage and was like “Okay I’m fine, I can do this” and then he leaned in for the kiss. When he got to my lips, he baby barfed all over my mouth and it tasted like burritos.” -Emma*, sophomore

The overly excited kisser

“We were watching some random movie, and once it ended, there was that cliché cycle of awkward small talk followed by even more awkward silence. I don’t remember how it all went down, but we eventually kissed and started making out. Having never kissed anyone, I had no clue what to expect. However, I did know that my mouth was not supposed to be flooded with his saliva, and I knew that his tongue was not supposed to be repeatedly punching my uvula.” -John*, senior

*Names have been changed to protect the identities of these bad kiss recipients from shame

 

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