Here’s what your favorite alcohol says about you

How basic are you?

Let’s face it- any type of alcohol is a savior on a night out (or a chill Wednesday night in watching The Office), but we all have our favorite– the go-to, the holy grail of any and all alcoholic beverages. Here’s what your drink of choice ays about you.

Red/White Wine

You’re ~sophisticated~ and also used to being judged by your squad for chugging your glass instead of banging out shots. But, being the classy babe you are, you #DGAF and keep downing your wine– by the bottle, of course.

Olivia Pope is your ultimate role model

Rosé

Shocker- you’re basic AF (I’m guilty as charged, #sorrynotsorry). Your love for this pink, liquid gold bears no limits- and you have no problem showing it off. Think of rose as the alcoholic version of a PSL. But YOLO because it’s yummy AF.

Your idea of paradise, tbh

Jello Shots

You are the ultimate “did-it-for-the-snapchat” gal. You work hard to perfectly craft your jello shots just to snapstory them, and then struggle to keep them down without gagging. But who cares? As they say, pics or it didn’t happen.

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

 Vodka

Whether you mix it or chug it, vodka is your ultimate bae. It gets yo hellllla drunk, hella fast– perfect for the party animal of the squad. We all need someone to make us take shots with them so we’re #turnt. So, thanks to all my vodka girls (except when I throw up the next morning, in this case, I hate you).

Beer

Let’s face it– you don’t actually like beer (because nobody does), unless you like the taste of piss in your mouth. You’re the gal pinching her nose (figuratively and literally) at a tailgate as you’re shotgunning so you don’t vomit up the massive amount of beer you’re trying to consume. Overall, you’re pretty chill and laid-back, in which case, I’m jealous. More power to you, beer drinkers.

 

Sangria

Fruity, sweet, and refreshing- sangria is actually perfect for any season or occasion (TBH I can down 5 cups in one sitting). Whether you favor red or white, you’re a fun-loving, cheerful, sweetheart, with just a hint of elegance and charm. YGG

Tequila 

If you’re a tequila drinker, you go hard and get smashed (like, vomit all over the bar bathroom stall level), and you have no problem showing it. You’ll also probably walk up to your ex and then cry about it after. Whatevz.

Rum 

Let’s face it– rum drinkers are prissy. The only acceptable time to drink it is if you’re A) on spring break B) On vaca with the fam and need to get super schwasted, or C) you’re at DJ’s and order a fishbowl/rum bucket (in this case, 10/10 would recommend). Drink on.

Whiskey

You think your’e the shit, you think you’re hardcore– but truth is, you only started drinking it until Drake started rapping about Hennessy. Literally only drink whiskey if you’re Ron Swanson or a super-cool Dad. If not, leave your bottle at home, please and thanks.

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