BREAKING: Fetty Wap didn’t show up to Juice Jam

Just in case you aren’t currently at Juice Jam (or maybe you’re just too drunk to know what’s going on?) Fetty Wap is a no show.

As in, the headliner of Juice Jam just…isn’t there. So University Union has pulled the plug, and the greatest party of fall semester is over.

After Tove Lo finished her performance, students had been waiting an hour for Fetty Wap when UU came out on stage and announced that they hadn’t seen him.

Many questions have risen from these events, but it seems as though it will remain a mystery, at least for a while. According to a friend with a friend who has a press pass, he simply can’t be found.

So, students at the concert are furiously waiting for busses back to campus.