There are more kinds of love than romantic love

But I’d still be happy to see them at Five Points

Like Beyoncé and Urban Outfitters dresses

Ovaries before Brovaries

Thought y’all were supposed to know

We must come together despite politics

Most visited, but most disliked

The parallels you never knew about

‘I hope he fucking dies.’

Where sex is shunned in public and practiced terribly in private

Without losing your mind

And he trains service dogs in his free time

I would like to thank beer

Protesters ordered pizza and offered some to Trump supporters

An animalistic tendency we must evolve past