They say old is gold, I say bring back the old
This experience should serve as a huge wake up call for Rutgers
Your cow-like chewing is interfering with my studies
Who cares how many different types of people there are if we’re always so busy separating ourselves?
There are few things I love more than being on the banks of the Ole Raritan
Once people start endangering the lives of others, that’s when it becomes a real problem
I would love to stay and chat about El Niño and all that hoopla, but truly, I really don’t give a shit
The Rutgers student assembly could be soon telling us to put out all our cigs
Beyonce even gave us free tickets to her tour for taking the class
If you’re gonna bring in someone offensive, make sure they actually have the credentials to be offensive
For starters, RU made me into a functioning adult
You do know you can, like, order things online, right?
The lessons of Yale and Mizzou are relevant here too
‘Now I’m here at Rutgers, surrounded by people who are doing great things while looking fantastic’
At Rutgers, you’re free to say whatever you want – as long as it’s PC
Poor communication didn’t help at Umpqua – it shouldn’t hinder us at Rutgers
