Awards all Rutgers students deserve
Consider this your honorable mention
Squeezed into the Rutgers bus even though you didn’t fit behind the white line
Hey, it’s everyone else’s fault for not moving in.
Survived bite night
The real wonder is how relatable this will be after the healthy food revamp at takeout.
Plain and simple.
Made it through a bus ride without making eye contact
It’s actually really difficult considering when you look up, there is always someone staring at you.
Waited 30 minutes for a Weekend Bus only for it to go out of service
Will we ever get the bus schedule we deserve, and the one we clearly all want?
Apologized when someone walked into you
They told you not to worry about it
Woke up to the sound of sirens because your roommate set off the fire alarm
Apparently, her midnight mac n’ cheese was more important than my 8 a.m. orgo lecture
Got lost on Busch
The real prize was finding Woody’s.
Was 50+ minutes late to a morning class
Still got those attendance points though.
Submitted a paper a minute before it was due
Or submitted it a minute late and frantically emailed your professor with a made up excuse, whatever works.
Dragged yourself to your 8:10 lecture hall class just to sleep through it
A.k.a every morning class I’ve ever taken.
Had ice cream every day when you first arrived at college
The freshman 15 is real and comes in flavors of chocolate and vanilla.
Lost your ID or keys during your first semester of college
Tbh, I lose my keys at least twice per semester.
Avoided people tabling at all costs
Because ain’t nobody got time for that.
Using more meal swipes the last couple days that you can than you did the entire semester
At least I’ll be ready for the zombie apocalypse, right?