Everything Donald Trump would say if he were tweeting about Rutgers

‘Honored to have such a YUGE turnout at my DAGE’

Whether you love him, hate him or just have general feelings of confusion, there’s one thing everyone can agree on: President Donald Trump is never not tweeting, and looking over his twitter account is always an experience.

But what if the POTUS went to Rutgers? What would he angry tweet about if he were a Scarlet Knight? Here’s just a taste of what we imagine he’d say if he were enrolled at RU.

If he were to get an RUPD email alert

In response to all the Anti-Trump rallies

If he were to get Brower

He would definitely befriend Bob BarchiĀ 

If he were a STEM student

When Rutgers loses a football game

If he were a frat star

A tweet we could all agree is true:

When upset, just blame Obama for things that make no sense

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