The best Rutgers pickup lines to send to your Scarlet crush this V-Day
Girl, you’re the only ratio I need
It’s finally Valentine’s Day, the most romantic time of the year. At The Tab Rutgers, we recognize that not everyone has the gift of the gab, so we came up with some pickup lines that combine the corny brazenness of Cosmo, with the specificity of New Brunswick.
You’ll definitely be able to win over your Rutgers bae, tinder date or TA with these romantic Rutgers one-liners. Things are bound to heat up, no matter how many ice-breakers Rutgers makes you do.
Are you the financial aid office? Because I wanna get RU screwed by you.
I’d wait for an F bus at Scott Hall at 4 p.m. for you.
Do you want to walk around passion puddle three times with me?
I’d finish the fat sandwich challenge, and name it after you.
I’ll be your Scarlet Knight in shining armor.
You make me happier than fried oreo day at the dining hall
The Alley may be closed, but you can explore mine.
They say Willie the Silent whistles at virgins, but I can make sure that doesn’t happen.
If I had the #1 lottery ticket, I’d give it to you.
What’s the difference between my condom and your Expos grade? My condom won’t fail.
Rutgers cinema and chill?
I’d steal you a bucket of ice cream from Brower.
RUSA helps the student body, but I can help you with yours.
Sakai isn’t the only thing going down on you tonight.
Girl, I got you an Uber gift card so you wouldn’t have to take the weekend buses.
Ever been to Clothier? ‘Cause clothing isn’t a requirement.
Girl, you’re the only ratio I need.
I’d deliver Hansel n’ Griddle tots straight to your dorm.
Scott, Alexander, and George ain’t got nothin on you, bae.
Yer face won’t be the only thing I’m stuffing tonight.
Wanna swing by my Yard? I’ll let you Surf my Taco.
You don’t need Degree Navigator to navigate my heart.
Seniors aren’t the only thing rising this semester.
I can show you the B.E.S.T. part of being with me.
Baby, with you, I wouldn’t need to register for an anatomy class.
I may have failed orgo but I know we have chemistry.
Even the LX can’t stop me from seeing you.