How did you lose your virginity?
‘It was like a three-second experience’
Engaging in sex for the first time can truly be a beautiful experience, but mostly it’s just awkward, bumpy and disappointing. We set out to ask a few Knights about their first times.
Here are a few of their stories we can all surely identify with.
Age? “18.”
Who was the person? “A friend.”
When and where? “After a meteor shower, my friend and I went back to his house and did it on his bed.”
Used protection? “No, I know it’s bad. I didn’t get pregnant though, so that’s good.”
Did you enjoy it? “I guess it was okay.”
How many times since? “Uh, um, probably about six.”
One night stands? “Well, it was like the same person all times so I don’t know if that counts.”
Age? “14.”
When and where? “At my house, in my room, on my bed. Beginning of the school year.”
Who was the person? “A friend, but with feelings.”
Used protection? “Yeah.”
Did you enjoy it? “Fuck yeah.”
How many times since? “A lot. I don’t know. Like monthly, the weekly. For some time, daily.”
Age? “16.”
When and where? “On Valentine’s Day to a song by Linkin Park.”
Who was the person? “My boyfriend.”
Used protection? “No, it was a scary moment.”
Did you enjoy it? “Yeah, even though I freaked out afterwards.”
How many times since? “I can’t really remember. The summer of that year and just throughout the relationship, a lot.”
One night stands? “No.”
Age? “17.”
When and where? “It was between last year and the beginning of this year. At some kind of party. An old friend’s house party. You want the full address?”
Who was the person? “An old friend.”
Used protection? “Fuck yeah. I ain’t trying not to have a career.”
Did you enjoy it? “It was awkward because it was a girl I hadn’t seen in a while. Weird way to reconnect.”
How many times since? “Way too many. It makes me feel like a bad person.”
One night stands? “Too many people.”
Age? “15.”
When and where? “It was a fall evening. In a car, on the side street off a park. It’s a very suburban place.”
Who was the person? “My first boyfriend.”
Used protection? “Yes.”
Did you enjoy it? “No, it was bad because, I guess, he was a virgin too. We changed positions and I thought I broke it! It was like a three-second experience.”
How many times ever since? “I don’t know – many.”
Age? “17.”
When and where? “It was in my hometown. Late fall.”
Who was the person? “My boyfriend.”
Used protection? “Yes.”
Did you enjoy it? “It fucking sucked. It was so boring.”
How many times ever since? “I don’t fucking keep count.”
Age? “15.”
When and where? “It was my house. Around April of the year.”
Who was the person? “Boyfriend at the time.”
Used protection? “Yes.”
Did you enjoy it? “NO. It was awkward.”
How many times since? “I’m not fucking telling that. It was three years ago.”
Age? “16.”
When and where? “Winter. Her house.”
Who was the person? “Girlfriend.”
Used protection? “Yes.”
Did you enjoy it? “(smirks) Yes.”
How many times since? “I’m not counting.”
Practice safe sex and pick up some red “The Tab” condoms at any of our meetings.